Life In The Nogg – Un-Date-Able!
Well, it’s the Valentine’s season and this year the heart-shaped Whitman’s Sampler is all mine—for I am single, single, single. Why, do you ask, is a talented, good-looking hipster such as myself alone on opening day of the hunting season for love?
That’s beside the point. For you see, finding that special someone is a mathematical equation which no great mind in history has ever been able to wrap their head around and solve. If you’re smart like Einstein, then you don’t get it. If you’re dumb like “The Situation,” you also don’t get it. But it’s simple really: males < than or = to a +/- female have < than the ability to add 1 + 1 and = 2. And the > the participants are in age, the more difficult this equation is to solve.
Here’s why. In the teenage years and into your early twenties, males and females are on pretty much the same wavelength (albeit males have greater “needs” than females during this period). These are the salad years, when a person’s goal in life is to get married and more »












