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  • Events Calendar Sponsored by ChattanoogaHasFun.com
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    Today\'s Events
    • Wild Ocean in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
    • Hubble in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
    • "Transformation 6: Contemporary Works in Glass" at Hunter Museum of American Art, 10am
    • "Jellies: The Living Art" Exhibition at Hunter Museum of American Art, 10am
    • "The World Within" Exhibition at River Gallery, 10am
    • "Summer Salon" Exhibition at Hanover Gallery, 11am
    • Kathleen Mack Exhibit at Shuptrine Fine Art Group, 12pm
    • The Mystery of the TV Talk Show at Vaudeville Cafe , 7pm
    • Live Team Trivia Night at T-Bone's Sports Cafe, 7:30pm
    • Coathanger Abortion w/ Goatwhore - Graves Of Valor - Strong Intention at Ziggy's Package Store, 8pm
    • Rick Rushing & the Blues Strangers, Lon Eldridge, Mark "porkchop" Holder @ JJ's at JJ's Bohemia, 10pm

    Tomorrow\'s Events
    • Grossology: The (Impolite) Science of the Human Body at Creative Discovery Museum
    • Wild Ocean in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
    • "Transformation 6: Contemporary Works in Glass" at Hunter Museum of American Art, 10am
    • "Jellies: The Living Art" Exhibition at Hunter Museum of American Art, 10am
    • Stephen Rolfe Powell Exhibition at Hunter Museum of American Art, 10am
    • Kathleen Mack Exhibit at Shuptrine Fine Art Group, 12pm
    • Hicks Gone Wild at The Comedy Catch, 7:30pm
    • Mystery of Flight 138 at Vaudeville Cafe , 8:30pm
    • Ruby Falls Lantern Tours at Ruby Falls, 8:30pm
    • Gerle Haggard cd release w/ New Binkley Brothers, Matt Campbell @ JJ's at JJ's Bohemia, 10pm
    • Female Impersonation Show at IMAGES, 11:59pm

    Later Events
    • Wild Ocean in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
    • Hubble in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
    • "The World Within" Exhibition at River Gallery, 10am
    • "Transformation 6: Contemporary Works in Glass" at Hunter Museum of American Art, 10am
    • "Jellies: The Living Art" Exhibition at Hunter Museum of American Art, 10am
    • Chattanooga River Market at Tennessee Aquarium, 10am
    • "Summer Salon" Exhibition at Hanover Gallery, 11am
    • Rock and Roll Spectacular at Chattanooga Choo Choo, 7:30pm
    • Hicks Gone Wild at The Comedy Catch, 7:30pm
    • Ruby Falls Lantern Tours at Ruby Falls, 8:30pm
    • Mystery of the Red Neck Italian Wedding at Vaudeville Cafe , 8:30pm
    • Female Impersonation Show at IMAGES, 11:59pm

    Shades of Green – Buying the Nuclear Farm

    A buyer walks up to the sales clerk and says, “Sir, I’d like to buy a nuclear plant.  What would that cost?”

    “It’s about $8-to-$15 billion to get one operating, assuming they approve a design,” the clerk replies.  “Then you have to hire a paramilitary squad to protect against terrorism.  We could have one ready for you by 2018.”

    “Whew, that’s a huge investment!“

    “Yes, but you don’t have to worry, because even without insurance the government loans you the money and guarantees default.  About half of them do.”

    “Oh, that’s a relief.  You know what they say in business—it’s good to spend someone else’s money,” said the buyer smiling.  “What else should I consider?”

    “Do you have a site by a river?”

    “Yes!  I have 1,600 acres in Alabama!”

    “Good.  You need that.  Once operating, a nuclear plant draws up about 20,000 extra gallons of water a minute,” the clerk explains.   “A third of that water goes back into the river, but it can’t be too hot.  We’ve had some trouble this summer and future summers are predicted to get hotter so you might not be able to run it all the more »



    The Return of Shades of Green

    Editor’s note: Once a month, we are bringing back the “Shades of Green” column, and are delighted to announce it will be written by one more »


    Shades Of Green – Make This Year Your Earth Year

    Earth Day comes round every year, but maybe this is the year you’ve decided to make the change to a greener life. Yet there’s so more »


    Shades Of Green: Don’t Throw It Out—Make Art!

    Earth Day celebrates its 40th anniversary this year, and a city partnership is organizing an awareness campaign and art contest in city rec centers, leading more »


    Shades Of Green – A Smaller Carbon Pawprint

    Two weeks ago, we took time to appreciate the services provided by the Humane Society in our area, but I realized that it would be more »


    Shades of Green – CARTA: Bringing Exact Change

    Although many Chattanoogans are perfectly content to ride their bikes around town, even in the chilliest of weather, there are some warmer options that will more »


    Shades Of Green: Best Friends in Need

    Almost two years ago, I made one of the best decisions of my life. I had moved into my first house with a large fenced-in more »


    Shades Of Green: How We Do Greener Business

    As the Christmas trees start to pile up in front of houses and LED twinkle lights cease to brighten porches, it’s out with the decorations more »


    Shades Of Green: The Isle of Plastic

    As I reached the checkout line at the grocery, I realized that I had, yet again, left my cloth bags in the trunk of my more »


    Shades Of Green: Top Ten Green Resolutions

    1. Recycling: At home, at work, at friends’ houses. For most of us, if there’s a clearly marked bin in a convenient location, recycling is more »


    Shades of Green: Built to Last

    Winter often reminds me of how poorly many homes are built. With cold chills sweeping under doors and drafts coming through the thin walls, the more »


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