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    Today\'s Events
    • Catholic Charities of East Tennessee’s 2010 Annual Dinner at The Chattanoogan, 6:30pm
    • Infected, Dun Bin Had, Guystorm at JJ's Bohemia, 10pm
    • The Mystery of the TV Talk Show at Vaudeville Cafe , 7pm
    • Wild Ocean in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
    • “Explorations in Steel” by Julie Clark at In Town Gallery, 11am
    • "Twenty Original American Etchings" at Hunter Museum of American Art
    • First Tennessee Family Fun Night at Creative Discovery Museum, 5:30pm
    • Channing Wilson at Rhythm & Brews, 9pm
    • Creative Discovery Museum’s Exhibit “Good For You” at Creative Discovery Museum, 10am
    • Acirema, Adelaide, Every Word a Prophecy, Everybody Loves the Hero at Club Fathom, 7:30pm
    • Hegarty, Deyoung at Mudpie Restaurant, 9pm
    • Lucero with The Bohannons at Rhythm & Brews, 9pm
    • Pat Godwin at The Comedy Catch, 8pm
    • Hundredth, In This Hour at Warehouse Row, 7pm

    Tomorrow\'s Events
    • Rick Bowers and the Majors at T-Bone's Sports Cafe, 10pm
    • “Explorations in Steel” by Julie Clark at In Town Gallery, 11am
    • "Talk Portraiture" Exhibition at Shuptrine Fine Art Group
    • "Antigone" at Chattanooga Theater Center, 7:30pm
    • "Earth" at Warehouse Row, 12pm
    • Cornmeal, Slim Pickens at Rhythm & Brews, 10pm
    • "Jellies: The Living Art" Exhibition at Hunter Museum of American Art, 10am
    • Left Lane Cruiser, The Unsatisfied at JJ's Bohemia, 10pm
    • Wild Ocean in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
    • American Institute of Floral Designers Southern Conference at Chattanooga Convention Center
    • Pat Godwin at The Comedy Catch, 7:30pm
    • "The Wizard of Oz" at The Colonnade, 7:30pm
    • "Still Lifes from the Permanent Collection" at Hunter Museum of American Art
    • The Mystery of Flight 138 at Vaudeville Cafe , 8:30pm

    Later Events
    • Wild Ocean in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
    • American Institute of Floral Designers Southern Conference at Chattanooga Convention Center
    • "Talk Portraiture" Exhibition at Shuptrine Fine Art Group
    • Tennessee Aquarium Keeper Kids Program at Tennessee Aquarium, 10am
    • "Talk Portraiture" Workshop with Mia Bergeron at Shuptrine Fine Art Group, 10am
    • Saint “PAWtrick’s” Day Dog Walk at Ross Landing Park, 10:30am
    • "Earth" at Warehouse Row, 12pm
    • Open Critique at Hunter Museum of American Art, 2pm
    • Cory Taylor Cox, Jeremy Campbell, Typefighter, Fox Chase Drive at Warehouse Row, 7pm
    • "The Wizard of Oz" at The Colonnade, 7:30pm
    • Washed Out, Small Black, Purple Asia, Pictureplane at Club Fathom, 8pm
    • Mystery of the Red Neck Italian Wedding at Vaudeville Cafe , 8:30pm
    • Wedding afterparty. Surprise bands at JJ's Bohemia, 10pm
    • The Wrong Way at Rhythm & Brews, 10pm

    Funny Fark Headlines

    Written by Amanda Woods
    October 29, 2008 – 2:18 pm


    Written by The List
    Wednesday, 29 October 2008 19:18
    1. Bear attack victim had ‘tender heart,’ according to friends, family, bear
    2. Man who beat his girlfriend with a flashlight charged with assault. Flashlight charged with battery
    3. Mom wants schools to ban books filled with sin. There goes my trigonometry textbook
    4. Bingo hall worker B-10 and robbed
    5. One-third of all public school students can’t use. Periods correctly
    6. Popping vitamin pills could increase your chance of dying by five percent. Great, now I have a 105 percent chance of dying
    7. Old-school vinyl records are still hanging on to a…still hanging on to a…still hanging on to a…still hanging on to a
    8. Men would rather die than admit we have had a gay affair. They, I mean. They
    9. ‘No Child Left Behind’ continues to struggle with the fact that some kids are just stupid. Not yours though
    10. Tornado strikes Amish community. Hundreds without power

    Fark.Com is a highly popular “news aggregator” website where people search the Net for interesting or odd news stories and the create their own headlines.

    The List is unashamedly a fan of the site, but just wishes that Chattanooga didn’t make the site quite so often. Yes, our prostitutes are not the most attractive, but did Fark really have to make a “Photoshop contest” out of them?


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