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$Today\'s Events$

"Reflections" Exhibit at Shuptrine Fine Art Group
Ruby Falls’ “Deck the Falls” at Ruby Falls, 8am
"Jellies: The Living Art" Exhibition at Hunter Museum of American Art, 10am
34th Annual YMCA Christmas Gift Market @ the Chattanooga Convention Center at Chattanooga Convention Center, 10am
Works by Susan Dryfoos-Solo Show from New York at Gallery 1401, 11am
Noah Collins at Mudpie Restaurant, 11:03am
Rock City Gardens’ “Enchanted Garden of Lights” 6-9 pm daily at Rock City Gardens, 6pm
Ladies of Lee at Enchanted Garden of Lights at Rock City Gardens, 6pm
Priscilla and Lil Ricky at The Chattanoogan, 7:30pm
Invisible Children Benefit with Farewell, The Less, Behold the Brave and more. at Club Fathom, 7:30pm
Filament at Tremont Tavern, 9pm
Shirtless Dave Birthday Roast feat. The Rayons and Captain Black at JJ's Bohemia, 10pm
Black Cat Moon at T-Bone's Sports Cafe, 10pm

$Tomorrow\'s Events$

"Jellies: The Living Art" Exhibition at Hunter Museum of American Art, 10am
Art Until Dark at Winder Binder Gallery of Folk Art, 12pm
Rock City Gardens’ “Enchanted Garden of Lights” 6-9 pm daily at Rock City Gardens, 6pm
Ryan Oyer at Tremont Tavern, 9pm
Son Volt and Peter Bruntell at Rhythm & Brews, 10pm
Nim Nims, TaxiCab Racers, Mean Tamborines at JJ's Bohemia, 9pm
Open Mic Night at Mudpie Restaurant, 9pm
"Regrets Only" at Chattanooga Theater Center, 8pm
"The Screwtape Letters" at Tivoli Theatre, 4pm
The Mystery at the Nightmare High School Reunion at Vaudeville Cafe , 6pm
Works by Susan Dryfoos-Solo Show from New York at Gallery 1401, 11am
North Pole Limited at Tennessee Valley Railroad Museum
"Driving Miss Daisy/To Kiss A Rose" at The Colonnade, 7:30pm
Creative Discovery Museum’s Exhibit “Good For You” Nov '09-May '10 at Creative Discovery Museum

Creative Discovery Museum’s Exhibit “Good For You” Nov '09-May '10 at Creative Discovery Museum
Gingerbread Lane at the Chattanooga Market at First Tennessee Pavilion, 11am
Sorry Dad and Indian Friend at JJ's Bohemia, 10pm
Works by Susan Dryfoos-Solo Show from New York at Gallery 1401, 11am
Chattanooga Choo Choo Holiday Packages at Chattanooga Choo Choo
"Reflections" Exhibit at Shuptrine Fine Art Group
The Christmas Music of Mannheim Steamroller by Chip Davis at Memorial Auditiorium at Memorial Auditorium, 7pm
North Pole Limited at Tennessee Valley Railroad Museum
Ruby Falls’ “Deck the Falls” at Ruby Falls, 8am
Chattanooga State Concert Choir at Rock City Gardens at Rock City Gardens, 6pm
Dana Rogers and Heather Luttrell at First Tennessee Pavilion, 12:30pm
"Twenty Original American Etchings" at Hunter Museum of American Art
“Black Nativity” Dancer Auditions at Barking Legs Theater, 3:30pm

Written by Amanda Woods
October 29, 2008 – 2:18 pm

Written by The List
Wednesday, 29 October 2008 19:18
1. Bear attack victim had ‘tender heart,’ according to friends, family, bear
2. Man who beat his girlfriend with a flashlight charged with assault. Flashlight charged with battery
3. Mom wants schools to ban books filled with sin. There goes my trigonometry textbook
4. Bingo hall worker B-10 and robbed
5. One-third of all public school students can’t use. Periods correctly
6. Popping vitamin pills could increase your chance of dying by five percent. Great, now I have a 105 percent chance of dying
7. Old-school vinyl records are still hanging on to a…still hanging on to a…still hanging on to a…still hanging on to a
8. Men would rather die than admit we have had a gay affair. They, I mean. They
9. ‘No Child Left Behind’ continues to struggle with the fact that some kids are just stupid. Not yours though
10. Tornado strikes Amish community. Hundreds without power

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