Chattanooga Pulse

Written by The List
Wednesday, 29 October 2008 19:18
1. Bear attack victim had ‘tender heart,’ according to friends, family, bear
2. Man who beat his girlfriend with a flashlight charged with assault. Flashlight charged with battery
3. Mom wants schools to ban books filled with sin. There goes my trigonometry textbook
4. Bingo hall worker B-10 and robbed
5. One-third of all public school students can’t use. Periods correctly
6. Popping vitamin pills could increase your chance of dying by five percent. Great, now I have a 105 percent chance of dying
7. Old-school vinyl records are still hanging on to a…still hanging on to a…still hanging on to a…still hanging on to a
8. Men would rather die than admit we have had a gay affair. They, I mean. They
9. ‘No Child Left Behind’ continues to struggle with the fact that some kids are just stupid. Not yours though
10. Tornado strikes Amish community. Hundreds without power

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The List is unashamedly a fan of the site, but just wishes that Chattanooga didn’t make the site quite so often. Yes, our prostitutes are not the most attractive, but did Fark really have to make a “Photoshop contest” out of them?