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$Today\'s Events$

Catholic Charities of East Tennessee’s 2010 Annual Dinner at The Chattanoogan, 6:30pm
Infected, Dun Bin Had, Guystorm at JJ's Bohemia, 10pm
The Mystery of the TV Talk Show at Vaudeville Cafe , 7pm
Wild Ocean in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
“Explorations in Steel” by Julie Clark at In Town Gallery, 11am
"Twenty Original American Etchings" at Hunter Museum of American Art
First Tennessee Family Fun Night at Creative Discovery Museum, 5:30pm
Channing Wilson at Rhythm & Brews, 9pm
Creative Discovery Museum’s Exhibit “Good For You” at Creative Discovery Museum, 10am
Acirema, Adelaide, Every Word a Prophecy, Everybody Loves the Hero at Club Fathom, 7:30pm
Hegarty, Deyoung at Mudpie Restaurant, 9pm
Lucero with The Bohannons at Rhythm & Brews, 9pm
Pat Godwin at The Comedy Catch, 8pm
Hundredth, In This Hour at Warehouse Row, 7pm

$Tomorrow\'s Events$

Rick Bowers and the Majors at T-Bone's Sports Cafe, 10pm
“Explorations in Steel” by Julie Clark at In Town Gallery, 11am
"Talk Portraiture" Exhibition at Shuptrine Fine Art Group
"Antigone" at Chattanooga Theater Center, 7:30pm
"Earth" at Warehouse Row, 12pm
Cornmeal, Slim Pickens at Rhythm & Brews, 10pm
"Jellies: The Living Art" Exhibition at Hunter Museum of American Art, 10am
Left Lane Cruiser, The Unsatisfied at JJ's Bohemia, 10pm
Wild Ocean in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
American Institute of Floral Designers Southern Conference at Chattanooga Convention Center
Pat Godwin at The Comedy Catch, 7:30pm
"The Wizard of Oz" at The Colonnade, 7:30pm
"Still Lifes from the Permanent Collection" at Hunter Museum of American Art
The Mystery of Flight 138 at Vaudeville Cafe , 8:30pm

Wild Ocean in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
American Institute of Floral Designers Southern Conference at Chattanooga Convention Center
"Talk Portraiture" Exhibition at Shuptrine Fine Art Group
Tennessee Aquarium Keeper Kids Program at Tennessee Aquarium, 10am
"Talk Portraiture" Workshop with Mia Bergeron at Shuptrine Fine Art Group, 10am
Saint “PAWtrick’s” Day Dog Walk at Ross Landing Park, 10:30am
"Earth" at Warehouse Row, 12pm
Open Critique at Hunter Museum of American Art, 2pm
Cory Taylor Cox, Jeremy Campbell, Typefighter, Fox Chase Drive at Warehouse Row, 7pm
"The Wizard of Oz" at The Colonnade, 7:30pm
Washed Out, Small Black, Purple Asia, Pictureplane at Club Fathom, 8pm
Mystery of the Red Neck Italian Wedding at Vaudeville Cafe , 8:30pm
Wedding afterparty. Surprise bands at JJ's Bohemia, 10pm
The Wrong Way at Rhythm & Brews, 10pm

Written by Amanda Woods
October 29, 2008 – 2:18 pm

Written by The List
Wednesday, 29 October 2008 19:18
1. Bear attack victim had ‘tender heart,’ according to friends, family, bear
2. Man who beat his girlfriend with a flashlight charged with assault. Flashlight charged with battery
3. Mom wants schools to ban books filled with sin. There goes my trigonometry textbook
4. Bingo hall worker B-10 and robbed
5. One-third of all public school students can’t use. Periods correctly
6. Popping vitamin pills could increase your chance of dying by five percent. Great, now I have a 105 percent chance of dying
7. Old-school vinyl records are still hanging on to a…still hanging on to a…still hanging on to a…still hanging on to a
8. Men would rather die than admit we have had a gay affair. They, I mean. They
9. ‘No Child Left Behind’ continues to struggle with the fact that some kids are just stupid. Not yours though
10. Tornado strikes Amish community. Hundreds without power

Fark.Com is a highly popular “news aggregator” website where people search the Net for interesting or odd news stories and the create their own headlines.

The List is unashamedly a fan of the site, but just wishes that Chattanooga didn’t make the site quite so often. Yes, our prostitutes are not the most attractive, but did Fark really have to make a “Photoshop contest” out of them?

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