The List: The Lamest Comic Books Characters Of All Time
Written by Pulse StaffAugust 26, 2009 – 1:47 pm
1) Aquaman. He swims, breathes underwater and talks to the fishes. Wow. Aquaman is just boring. And they’re making a movie about him anway.
2) Longshot. His mutant power is good luck. Yep, that’s it. No eyebeams, no steel-hard skin, no telepathy, just plain dumb luck.
3) Howard the Duck. All kidding aside, we have never understood the point of this character.
4) Stilt Man. A bad guy on stilts. He gets taken out by The Punisher, a guy with a gun.
5) Boom Boom. She makes these little exploding energy balls, and counts down the seconds until they explode. Stupid name, stupider power.
6) Dr. Druid. Who? Exactly. He was a member of the Avengers for a while back when nobody cared.
7) Cannonball. He’s invulnerable when he’s blastin’, but he doesn’t blast for very long, and when he stops he can get knocked out by a simple jump kick.
Elongated Man. There are a lot of comic book characters that stretch, but he is by far the most intolerable.
9) Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew. When animal parodies of Marvel characters such as Spider-Ham, DeerDevil, and Captain Americat became popular, DC tried to emulate that success…unsuccessfully.
10) Bat-Mite. Really, the name says it all. Please, DC, never use this character again.
Source: comicbookvenue.com
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