Worst Pickup Lines Recently Overhead Around Town

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$Today\'s Events$

Hubble in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
Grossology: The (Impolite) Science of the Human Body at Creative Discovery Museum
Wild Ocean in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
"The World Within" Exhibition at River Gallery, 10am
"Transformation 6: Contemporary Works in Glass" at Hunter Museum of American Art, 10am
Thursday Plaza Party at Miller Plaza, 11am
Kathleen Mack Exhibit at Shuptrine Fine Art Group, 12pm
Avant Art Members Artful Evening at the Hunter at Hunter Museum of American Art, 6pm
The Mystery of the TV Talk Show at Vaudeville Cafe , 7pm
Live Team Trivia Night at T-Bone's Sports Cafe, 7:30pm
Hicks Gone Wild at The Comedy Catch, 8pm
Zoogma with Right Brain Shift @ Rhythm & Brews at Rhythm & Brews, 10pm

$Tomorrow\'s Events$

Wild Ocean in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
Hubble in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
Stephen Rolfe Powell Exhibition at Hunter Museum of American Art, 10am
"Transformation 6: Contemporary Works in Glass" at Hunter Museum of American Art, 10am
"The World Within" Exhibition at River Gallery, 10am
"Summer Salon" Exhibition at Hanover Gallery, 11am
Kathleen Mack Exhibit at Shuptrine Fine Art Group, 12pm
"Myth of Man" Exhibit Opening Reception at In Town Gallery, 5pm
Hicks Gone Wild at The Comedy Catch, 7:30pm
Ruby Falls Lantern Tours at Ruby Falls, 8:30pm
Gerle Haggard cd release w/ New Binkley Brothers, Matt Campbell @ JJ's at JJ's Bohemia, 10pm

Grossology: The (Impolite) Science of the Human Body at Creative Discovery Museum
Wild Ocean in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
Hubble in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
"The World Within" Exhibition at River Gallery, 10am
"Jellies: The Living Art" Exhibition at Hunter Museum of American Art, 10am
Chattanooga River Market at Tennessee Aquarium, 10am
Mystery of the Nightmare Office Party at Vaudeville Cafe , 6pm
Rock and Roll Spectacular at Chattanooga Choo Choo, 7:30pm
Hicks Gone Wild at The Comedy Catch, 7:30pm
Ruby Falls Lantern Tours at Ruby Falls, 8:30pm
Female Impersonation Show at IMAGES, 11:59pm

Worst Pickup Lines Recently Overhead Around Town

Written by Amanda Woods
September 30, 2008 – 2:22 pm

Written by The List
Tuesday, 30 September 2008 21:57
1. Just call me milk-I’ll do your body good.
2. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
3. I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
5. I write for The Pulse. Do you want my autograph?

The List would like to point out that it has never used such cheesy pickup lines before, especially the last, which has zero success rate…or so we’ve been told.

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