Worst Pickup Lines Recently Overhead Around Town

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$Today\'s Events$

“Explorations in Steel” by Julie Clark at In Town Gallery, 11am
On Point Annual Fundraising Banquet at Chattanooga Convention Center
Classic Literature Book Club: "Emma" at Rock Point Books, 6pm
Creative Discovery Museum’s Exhibit “Good For You” at Creative Discovery Museum, 10am
Univox at JJ's Bohemia, 10pm
"Talk Portraiture" Exhibition at Shuptrine Fine Art Group
MR. BASKETBALL ROAST at Chattanooga Convention Center, 6pm
Wild Ocean in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
"Jellies: The Living Art" Exhibition at Hunter Museum of American Art, 10am
Troy Underwood at Mudpie Restaurant, 6:30pm
"Still Lifes from the Permanent Collection" at Hunter Museum of American Art
"Earth" at Warehouse Row, 12pm
"Peter Pan" at Tivoli Theatre
"Twenty Original American Etchings" at Hunter Museum of American Art

$Tomorrow\'s Events$

"Talk Portraiture" Exhibition at Shuptrine Fine Art Group
“Explorations in Steel” by Julie Clark at In Town Gallery, 11am
"Peter Pan" at Tivoli Theatre
"Twenty Original American Etchings" at Hunter Museum of American Art
St Patrick’s Day ”Lucky” Go Red for Women Event at Blue Water Grille, 6pm
Daikaju, One Shoe Untied, Ampline at JJ's Bohemia, 10pm
Creative Discovery Museum’s Exhibit “Good For You” at Creative Discovery Museum, 10am
Jason Isbell and The 400 Unit, The Cadillac Saints at Rhythm & Brews, 9:30pm
"Earth" at Warehouse Row, 12pm
Preson Parris at The Palms, 10pm
Wild Ocean in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
"Jellies: The Living Art" Exhibition at Hunter Museum of American Art, 10am
"Still Lifes from the Permanent Collection" at Hunter Museum of American Art

"Jellies: The Living Art" Exhibition at Hunter Museum of American Art, 10am
Tasting Series 2010: Into to Wine Part I - "The World of Whites" at Back Inn Cafe, 6pm
"Earth" at Warehouse Row, 12pm
"Twenty Original American Etchings" at Hunter Museum of American Art
"Still Lifes from the Permanent Collection" at Hunter Museum of American Art
Wild Ocean in 3D at IMAX 3D Theater
Creative Discovery Museum’s Exhibit “Good For You” at Creative Discovery Museum, 10am
"Talk Portraiture" Exhibition at Shuptrine Fine Art Group
"Peter Pan" at Tivoli Theatre
“Explorations in Steel” by Julie Clark at In Town Gallery, 11am

Worst Pickup Lines Recently Overhead Around Town

Written by Amanda Woods
September 30, 2008 – 2:22 pm

Written by The List
Tuesday, 30 September 2008 21:57
1. Just call me milk-I’ll do your body good.
2. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
3. I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
5. I write for The Pulse. Do you want my autograph?

The List would like to point out that it has never used such cheesy pickup lines before, especially the last, which has zero success rate…or so we’ve been told.

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