Worst Pickup Lines Recently Overhead Around Town

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$Today\'s Events$

"Twenty Original American Etchings" at Hunter Museum of American Art
Chattanooga Choo Choo Holiday Packages at Chattanooga Choo Choo
Jazz Photography by Milt Hinton at Chattanooga African-American Museum
34th Annual YMCA Christmas Gift Market @ the Chattanooga Convention Center at Chattanooga Convention Center, 10am
Noah Collins at Mudpie Restaurant, 11:03am
Holiday BazART Exhibition at In Town Gallery, 5pm
Ladies of Lee at Enchanted Garden of Lights at Rock City Gardens, 6pm
Priscilla and Lil Ricky at The Chattanoogan, 7:30pm
Gallagher at The Comedy Catch, 7:30pm
Invisible Children Benefit with Farewell, The Less, Behold the Brave and more. at Club Fathom, 7:30pm
Invisible Children Benefit with Farewell, The Less, Behold the Brave and more. at Club Fathom, 7:30pm
"Regrets Only" at Chattanooga Theater Center, 8pm
Deep Machine, ID and the SuperEgo's, Surreal at Ziggy's Package Store, 8pm
Nathan Farrow at Bud's Sports Bar, 10pm

$Tomorrow\'s Events$

"Reflections" Exhibit at Shuptrine Fine Art Group
North Pole Limited at Tennessee Valley Railroad Museum
Jazz Photography by Milt Hinton at Chattanooga African-American Museum
Echoes Exhibit at River Gallery
Meet-the-Artist Event: Jeff McKinley at River Gallery, 10am
"Driving Miss Daisy/To Kiss A Rose" at The Colonnade, 10am
Art Until Dark at Winder Binder Gallery of Folk Art, 12pm
The Mystery at the Nightmare High School Reunion at Vaudeville Cafe , 6pm
Cattle Truck, Leigh Steinhouse, Hellbilly Iron Hymes, and more at Ziggy's Package Store, 7:30pm
Nim Nims, TaxiCab Racers, Mean Tamborines at JJ's Bohemia, 9pm
Open Mic Night at Mudpie Restaurant, 9pm
Bluegrass Pharoahs at Market Street Tavern, 9pm
Lil' Whyte at Midtown Music Hall, 10pm

Creative Discovery Museum’s Exhibit “Good For You” Nov '09-May '10 at Creative Discovery Museum
"Twenty Original American Etchings" at Hunter Museum of American Art
Gingerbread Lane at the Chattanooga Market at First Tennessee Pavilion, 11am
Chattanooga Choo Choo Holiday Packages at Chattanooga Choo Choo
Holiday BazART Exhibition at In Town Gallery, 5pm
North Pole Limited at Tennessee Valley Railroad Museum
Sorry Dad and Indian Friend at JJ's Bohemia, 10pm
Jazz Photography by Milt Hinton at Chattanooga African-American Museum
Tennessee Aquarium’s Tropical Holiday Adventure at Tennessee Aquarium, 10am
The Christmas Music of Mannheim Steamroller by Chip Davis at Memorial Auditiorium at Memorial Auditorium, 7pm
"The Kennedy's: Portrait of a Family" at Hunter Museum of American Art
Ruby Falls’ “Deck the Falls” at Ruby Falls, 8am

Worst Pickup Lines Recently Overhead Around Town

Written by Amanda Woods
September 30, 2008 – 2:22 pm

Written by The List
Tuesday, 30 September 2008 21:57
1. Just call me milk-I’ll do your body good.
2. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
3. I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
5. I write for The Pulse. Do you want my autograph?

The List would like to point out that it has never used such cheesy pickup lines before, especially the last, which has zero success rate…or so we’ve been told.

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